The Science of Deduction

MIKE SHUFFLES THE CARDS.

holdmyhandmydear — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:42:10 -0400

MIKE SHUFFLES THE CARDS.
MR BEST: What’s it to be, then?
DOC: Erm…knock out whist!
MR BEST: Knock out whist? I think not, Doc. Let’s have a round of Slippery Jack!
MIKE: Excellent, sir, excellent!
DOC: I’m afraid I don’t know how to play that one.
MR BEST: Doc doesn’t know Slippery Jack, Mike!
MIKE: You don’t know Slippery Jack, Doc? Let’s have a round of…Forty Card Drag!
DOC: Forty Card Drag…is that the one that’s a bit like Poker?
MR BEST LAUGHS.
MR BEST: Don’t you know ANY card games, Doc?
DOC: Yes – whist, knock out whist, rummy, Pontoon…
MIKE: Oh come on! Let’s have a game of Go Johnny Go, Go, Go, Go!
MR BEST: Fine idea, young sir!
MIKE: I’ll just sort through these…
DOC: I don’t know that one, either!
MIKE: Oh, everyone knows Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go!
DOC: Well, I don’t!
MR BEST: You do! It’s like a cross between Hoover and Eight Men Down!
DOC: Well I don’t know how to play those either!
MIKE CHUCKLES.
MR BEST: It’s alright. We’ll just have to explain the rules to you, then.
MIKE: It’s very simple…
MR BEST: Jacks are worth ten, kings are worth three.
MIKE: Apart from one eyed jacks which are wild cards!
MR BEST: We’ll come to those in a minute.
MIKE: Round one you get a hand of nine, round two a hand of seven…
MR BEST: Now, two’s a wild card…
MIKE: But we’ll come to those in a minute!
MR BEST: Apart from diamonds which retain their face value…
MIKE: Except the king of diamonds, obviously.
MR BEST: Obviously! We play in sequence unless you can match a pair…or play a card in ascending or descending order.
DOC IS GETTING THOROUGHLY CONFUSED AT THIS
MIKE:And that’s a Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go.
MR BEST: You stand up, pick up all the cards on the table and shout “Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go!”
MIKE: The winner is the man with the most tricks after fifteen hands…
MR BEST: You’ll pick up the rest as we play. Shall we say….a pound a round?
DOC: I’m not really sure how to start…
MR BEST: Well, just put a card on the table.
MIKE: Come on!
MR BEST: Hurry up, Doc! DOC PUTS A CARD DOWN. MIKE AND MR BEST LOOK AT IT.
MIKE: A three?
MR BEST: You can’t lead with a THREE!
MIKE: This is Go, Johnny, Go, Go, Go, Go, not Bamalama-Fizz-Vaj!
DOC: Sorry.
MR BEST: Start again!

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holdmyhandmydear — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:56:00 -0400

exorin: matafari: Andrew Scott MASTER POST [sort of]{feel free...

holdmyhandmydear — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:21:50 -0400

exorin:

matafari:

Andrew Scott MASTER POST [sort of]
{feel free to send missing links!}

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Reposting for Bis-

Oh, also, because it’s the Andrew-fucking-Scott masterpost.

benedictcumberbatchporn: benedictcumberbatchporn: Okay, there...

holdmyhandmydear — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 18:17:17 -0400

benedictcumberbatchporn:

benedictcumberbatchporn:

Okay, there we go again. Tumblr doesn’t like Masterposts, but I don’t care. It’s not tagged so I count on you to reblog it, alright, my sweethearts…?

(A few links are missing, I know, still working on that.)

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Tick tock goes the clock, he killed the Hound and mocked Her. Tick tock goes the clock, till...

holdmyhandmydear — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 05:18:43 -0500

Tick tock goes the clock, he killed the Hound and mocked Her. Tick tock goes the clock, till Sherlock leaves his doctor.

"Watching you smile is like looking down the barrel of a gun."

holdmyhandmydear — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:35:51 -0500

“Watching you smile is like looking down the barrel of a gun.”

"I want to sit you down in the darkest of my corners and stroke your face until you cry."

holdmyhandmydear — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:37:34 -0500

“I want to sit you down in the darkest of my corners and stroke your face until you cry.”